Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.

Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

Peter Withe

Absolute Legend in the Football Soccer World as he Scored the Winner for Aston Villa in the 1982 European Cup Final.

"Peter Withe is a Legend"

"I Wish I Was Peter WIthe"

by Jimbo Russell August 28, 2007

Peter Sleepered

Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.

Dude I just let Tucker borrow my chapstick, and he totally Peter Sleepered it!

by LawlSavannahLawl February 19, 2009

Peter Wompus

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"

Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!

by PeterBeater January 21, 2010

petergate

The coverup by the Pope of the activities of pedophile priests.

What's going on with the Pope and covering up the sexual abuse scandals is turning into a real petergate!

by alphagrl April 28, 2010

Peter Fat

The fat that surrounds one's penis. Usually more previlant in those of a larger carriage. Peter fat will also give the appearance of a 'shrinking penis'

Shelly: “How are things going with you and Billy?
Jane: “Not great. Thanks to his Peter Fat he’s down to 3 inches…”

by KnowIdea January 29, 2012

Peter Reader

A person who actually does reading assignments for class that don't require any written answers.

Molly: What's the homework for class?

Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.

Molly: There aren't any questions?

Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.

Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.

Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.

Molly: Oh Peter Reader.

by Peter Reader February 3, 2013