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Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.
by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023
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pee patch

She was nothing but pee patch fool
by Pushmataha August 13, 2023
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Patch

Patch is another word for Beautiful, wonderful, awesome! and sweet! And an amazing person
Such as "Patch has a Nice rack!" and "BRO PATCH IS SO FUCKING CUTE" I love you Patch ^^
by Solar_Power November 26, 2021
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Bro Patch

Ladies commonly tattoo the lower part of their back and men call it the "tramp stamp". It is rare but in some men they bare the mark of the "Bro Patch" tattoo on the lower part of their back. These men normally carry a fanny pack and almost never take off their shirts.
Hey man, is that a "Bro Patch" I see peeking out of from underneath your shirt?
by GES? July 17, 2022
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Naperville Patch

A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.
X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.

K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.

X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022
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FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!

I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.

Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
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Wet patch survivor

My kids are all wet patch survivors
by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022
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