A gorgeous, tall, and cute guy. Usually blonde haired and blue eyed. A Parker is super sweet to everyone he meets. He cares a little too much about his reputation but loves to have fun. He's extremely smart and knows what he is doing. Everybody wants a Parker to explain the chem homework. Parkers are always willing to put their best foot forward and help anyone in need. They make the best boyfriends and even better friends. Getting close to him will make you're life so much brighter. A Parker's smile can light up the entire room. Parkers are always mediators. When there's an argument a Parker is always the first to close it kindly and make everyone wish they were as kind. Parker's are always there. You can't ever miss these handsome lovers.
Parker never ceases to make my day!
by BeanyestBean November 7, 2018

Parker is a very outgoing person, and likes to protect his girl and won't let anyone mess with his girl, he loves very physically demanding sports sports like Whitewater kayaking, dirtbiking, and Wrestling, Parker is a great friend and if you ever come by a Parker you should really consider being his friend.
Katelynn- who's that over there
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might
by Kayakertheman July 30, 2020

by ROBLOX #1 Fan November 2, 2018

A cool, and athletic dude and all the girls want him. He is a great listener, patient and respectful. He is always encouraging a makes everybody laugh, and always has time for you
by PSK March 12, 2015

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

She doesn’t show her bd any appreciation, shes fine asf, caring, mean sometimes, always tryna play, she doesn’t know how much her bf loves her
by unknownkel October 3, 2021
