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Parker

"Man he gets on my nerves. He is such a Parker
by Trash Panda_ November 29, 2019
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parker

Parker's are the hottest boys you'll ever meet. They will make you smile. They are very attracted to Emily's. If you see the 2 of them together you have no match to make another couple. Parker's can break your heart but you will never stop loving them. They are very awesome people and you will really want to get to know them. Parker's are not fit for girls with the name ISABELLA. If you find yourself with a Parker then you will want to put your cowboy boots on because chances are you to will end up on a beautiful ranch. So if your name is Parker and your reading this go find yourself a girl named Emily because she will become the best thing that will happen to your life and do not let her go. I AM WARNING YOU IT WOULD BE THE WORST MISTAKE.
Emily: Who is that over there?
Isabella: That's Parker, i should go date him!
Emily: No you would be horrible for him, that hottie is all mine
Parker: I love you Emily, your perfect for me!
by JANE776543 May 5, 2021
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do a Toby parker

When you take your mate's sloppy seconds and then lick her ring piece.
I can't believe that Burgo didn't want to do a Toby Parker last night.
by TwilightFan42 August 3, 2024
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Parker

Parker has big peepee
Parker’s peepee destroyed me
by Udhdbdbdhd November 16, 2020
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Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..
"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"
by goodbøy October 13, 2020
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peter parker complex

when you help everyone you know but put yourself last
John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex
by D1sc0rd February 28, 2022
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Parker

A stupidly funny kid! He usually isn’t very kind at first but once you get to know him he can be very funny.. Parker’s overall a good person to have in you’re life..
Girl #1- “Omg Parker is so funny!”
Girl #2- “He seemed rude.”
Girl #1- “You just need to get to know him better and i promise you he’s sweet!”
by itsjustmaddie August 11, 2020
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