a parker is a boy with brown hair. they normally are very good looking. parker’s are very good boyfriend material. parker’s can be very sweet and such a gentlemen but they are addicted to video games especially fortnite they could play it for 526 hours straight. they are usually kinda smart and like to make fun of people a lot especially make fun of his friends and the people they used to date. parker’s are usually pretty great guys. the only thing a lot of people hate about him is he is addicted to video games.
girl “woah that guy is good lookin, he looks like good boyfriend material”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”
by imagirl123 February 20, 2019
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Get the parker bragg mug.A guy named parker will always put himself before others, a little bad and a little good. Parker's have the cutest smiles and will always care for everyone. They are great friends but can be shy, all in all if you find a guy named parker he will give you the world
Girl:I'm so happy
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
by Kayla01 December 13, 2018
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Parker is a guy who comes across as being charismatic, kind, respectful & honest. Over time you discover the man behind the mask. He will impress you, put you first, give you with compliments and praise – but always has a motive. He has to be needed and have others depend on him. He'll do everything in his power to ensure that you rely on him. Even if it comes to ostracizing you from your family & friends. He'll convince you that everyone else is out to get you and that he's the only one you can trust.
He seems confident, but in reality is insecure and has a low self-esteem. But he also has an exaggerated sense of pride and self-importance. He believes he's destined for greatness. To receive validation, he's not above lying about his accomplishments. He feels justified in doing so. He never feels that anything is his fault – it's always someone else's fault. He is selfish and loves being the center of attention. When he is not being pampered, cared for, or if the spotlight is on someone else, he throws tantrums. He is envious, suspicious of others, arrogant, a pathological liar, unable to experience empathy, and feels superior to others. He reacts to criticism (about his behaviour) with denial, asserting his innocence while demonstrating no sympathy or remorse.
He will take and destroy everything and everyone you love. He will gaslight you until the cows come home. Avoid him at all costs.
He seems confident, but in reality is insecure and has a low self-esteem. But he also has an exaggerated sense of pride and self-importance. He believes he's destined for greatness. To receive validation, he's not above lying about his accomplishments. He feels justified in doing so. He never feels that anything is his fault – it's always someone else's fault. He is selfish and loves being the center of attention. When he is not being pampered, cared for, or if the spotlight is on someone else, he throws tantrums. He is envious, suspicious of others, arrogant, a pathological liar, unable to experience empathy, and feels superior to others. He reacts to criticism (about his behaviour) with denial, asserting his innocence while demonstrating no sympathy or remorse.
He will take and destroy everything and everyone you love. He will gaslight you until the cows come home. Avoid him at all costs.
Jennifer: Parker is the best! He never lets me pay for dinner. He is so kind and respectful. The perfect boyfriend.
Ray: Don't date him! He's arrogant, selfish, and incapable of thinking of anyone other than himself. He'll show his true colours soon enough.
Ray: Don't date him! He's arrogant, selfish, and incapable of thinking of anyone other than himself. He'll show his true colours soon enough.
by Ginnybear2000 December 18, 2018
Get the Parker mug.A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
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