Packaged Air

A packet of Doritos or similar snack foods where up to half of the packet is filled with air, Packaged Air generally leaves the buyer feeling extremely ripped off.

"Hey Evan, care for a bag of packaged air?"

by SpaceD Ace March 5, 2006

Pack Your Mud

A term used to describe or refer to shoving your Cock into someone's ass.

Hey Bruce, go get the vaseline so I can Pack Your Mud tonight.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

Pestell Package

A phrase referring to someone with a large manhood. The phrase originates from Nick Pestell, a well known player from the streets of Reading.

The moment she heard about his Pestell Package, she was all over him.

by MC Warlow May 7, 2008

Go Pack Go!

When you’re yearning for another man to come pack his meat in your box. This phrase is heard a lot throughout Wisconsin, Down town San Fransisco, and Tampa.

Wisconsinite: Hey Aaron, Go Pack Go!
Aaron: Which end do you want it packed in?

by Numberonepackersfan June 14, 2019

baldy fudge packet

An awesome set of words to use when you have tourettes syndrome.

John Connor to his auntie J 'you camco-rozbacking, baldy fudge packet. Willy dribble!'

by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

3rd world 6 pack

a really skinny guy who is so skinny his underlying muscles on his stomach make him apear asif he has a proper 6 pack.

dude, that kid is so skinny, i bet he has a 6 pack.

by Jack G. May 31, 2005

flab pack

A flab pack is where someone gives the impression of having a muscular six pack beneath their clothing, but once the torso is revealed, it is plain to see it is nothing but a bit of flab.

This usually occurs more often with males. They may have toned, bulging arms and appear to work out regularly, but beneath that tight white t-shirt they often favour is nothing but a rather round little pot belly and non-existent pecs.

Flab packs cause regular disappointment to 'totty spotters' on the beach.

Also known as 'fake packs'.

Girl 1: Hey, check out that guy over there. I bet he has an amazing six pack!
Girl 2: He's taking of his shirt...
Girl 1: *sighs* Just another flab pack.

by never fail to amaze September 26, 2008