Paper Plate

Someone who is too lazy and disrespectful to keep themselves or their surroundings clean.

"Okay…whoever was too lazy to rinse their dishes and put them into the dishwasher, please return to the scene of the crime and take care of it. If you can’t bring yourself to rinse, you a paper plate."

by Zaius MD February 4, 2010

Platywhack

During sexual intercourse moments prior to ejaculation obtaining a live platypus and striking your partner in the middle section of their back, while in doggy position, firmly enough to make a distinctive "whapping" sound. Upon appropriately disinfecting the area boil the platypus live for 7 - 8 minutes and consume to your hearts content.

I platywhacked her so hard last night that we only had to boil the platypus for 6 minutes.

by Gutzorz September 22, 2010

Platysalad

The sexual act of the female trying to fit her toe into her male partner's penis hole using a spatula while a platypus eats cabbage out of the female's belly button.

Woah. Last night my girlfriend wanted to do the platysalad! It was epic!

by Miraclulous Glostick January 24, 2011

Hiroshima Platypus

Abnormally large bowel movement caused by the excessive consumption of our favorite fast food restaurant...chez McDonald's!

please supersize me...I'm planning on taking a big ol' dump later...in fact, if I'm lucky, it'll be a Hiroshima Platypus

by Rottin' Ronnys' crew July 30, 2006

disco plate

A vinyl record, played on a record player.

Spin that disco plate!

by HotnNow1 August 25, 2006

chicken plate

A plate you weld on top of your weld because you don't trust your welding.

Hey Joe what's with the bozo chicken plate on your suspension weld?

by kurcules April 13, 2011

Paper plate

A female with a flat or non-existent ass who is also cool as fuck.

Damn, that girl Tammy is a paper plate.

by Lighthouse 4000 March 2, 2022