Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 20, 2022

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 01, 2017

big feet pete

that one mysterious mage who you dont know if they are a 60 year old bloke or a girl like they say they are. Also their real name is too private.

fookin 'ell, how about big feet pete?

by bigpetelol October 31, 2017

Pete

Someone who will do anything for a laugh.

Can’t believe that dude put a trash can over his head. What a Pete.

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

Pete

A fucking blessed hog who loves us all and tortured the fucking sinners. Monkey Boo is his accomplice but he’s a fucking pig ass.

“Wow, I love Pete, he’s such a blesser!” “Me too!”

by ItsTheComCom July 17, 2022

neutral pete

A nigga who don't claim either side but never gets fucked wit cuz he prolly hoop or some shit.

"Who is buddy over there lookin like a opp nd shit"
"Foe chill, that's just neutral Pete"

by Ostrich April 09, 2015