The guy who is always borrowing peoples' stuff, mostly office supplies
(Like staplers, paperclips, pens, etc.)
(Like staplers, paperclips, pens, etc.)
Bill: Hey man can I borrow a pen, I forgot mine, and I don't want my boss to fire me.
Barry: You and your office hands never show us mercy.
Bill: What?
Barry: You and your office hands never show us mercy.
Bill: What?
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Amy: “Derrick is such an office skank.”
Jeremy: “Yeah. I had to do his work for him while he spent 3 hours at the office gym.”
Jeremy: “Yeah. I had to do his work for him while he spent 3 hours at the office gym.”
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the officer of an model united nations club, where you are supposed to pretend to be a country and discuss with other countries about a solution to a worldwide problem. the typical mun officer is usually understanding and cooperative, as you can't agree on a solution without being understanding of others. however, solutions created in an mun conference rarely affect the real world.
by psp17 February 15, 2010
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Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
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I used to have a nice round back side, but due to my office job I've developed a mighty morphin office booty.
by Tiffeany December 1, 2007
Get the mighty morphin office booty mug.the zelensky-trump whistleblower is a real-life foreign service officer, perhaps one of the worst there is.
by Sexydimma November 13, 2019
Get the foreign service officer mug.Officer WeeWoo Is the best dam cop you will ever be falsely arrested for trafficking drugs by. And He Pleasures his clients real good.
Person: "OH NO! OFFICER WEEWOO!"
WeeWoo: "You know where the nightstick goes!"
Person: I dint do it officer!
WeeWoo: - BTCH SLAP - oh yes you did...
WeeWoo: "You know where the nightstick goes!"
Person: I dint do it officer!
WeeWoo: - BTCH SLAP - oh yes you did...
by Timmyscootscoot July 28, 2011
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