Teacher: What's the square root of 81
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
by Shadow4444 March 07, 2007
Book smart meets street smart; the nerd gangsta is the ultimate combination for a couple of reasons:
You can call your gangster friends to beat the crap out of another nerd that may have stole one of your yugioh cards
You can call one of your nerd friends to back you up in a logical argument against some gangster claiming that he can shoot two people with the same bullet OR you can ask your nerd friend to help you perform the correct calculations so that you can receive your daily fix of marijuana for the lowest price possible so that you don't get ripped off
Your clothes can range from baggy jeans/bandanas to knitwear/pocket protectors, providing you with the ability to blend in to practically any crowd
You can cuss out your teachers whilst still maintaining an average grade of 96.7% on your report card
You can apply the skills you learned in Chemistry class to open up your very own meth lab and sell the finest crystal meth possible to all your gangster friends
You can use your computer skills to hack into government databases/perform credit card fraud efficiently
And the best part; women love bad boys who also have a soft side to them.
You can call your gangster friends to beat the crap out of another nerd that may have stole one of your yugioh cards
You can call one of your nerd friends to back you up in a logical argument against some gangster claiming that he can shoot two people with the same bullet OR you can ask your nerd friend to help you perform the correct calculations so that you can receive your daily fix of marijuana for the lowest price possible so that you don't get ripped off
Your clothes can range from baggy jeans/bandanas to knitwear/pocket protectors, providing you with the ability to blend in to practically any crowd
You can cuss out your teachers whilst still maintaining an average grade of 96.7% on your report card
You can apply the skills you learned in Chemistry class to open up your very own meth lab and sell the finest crystal meth possible to all your gangster friends
You can use your computer skills to hack into government databases/perform credit card fraud efficiently
And the best part; women love bad boys who also have a soft side to them.
by Nerd Gangsta January 30, 2015
J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1
by elgeoharris March 23, 2004
A person who, without hesitation, attempts to impress those around him with his vast understanding and identificatin skills of birds. This person usually doesn't understand that these attemps actually make him appear even nerdier to those around him.
This person prefers to go birding rather than watch the game.
This person prefers to go birding rather than watch the game.
Sarah: Oh wow, that was a beautiful bird that just flew by
John: Yeah, I wonder what it was..
Mike: Well I didn't see it, but judging by your reaction it was likely a great tufted pine sparrow, male of course. It was probably foraging for honeysuckle berries, its sole food source.
Sarah: Oh....(not impressed)
John: Mike, your such a bird nerd!
Stephen: Hey Jeff, are you coming to the party later?
Jeff: Nah, I'm gunna stay in tonite
Stephen: Why? Its gunna be a great party
Jeff: I'm not gunna miss the peak of the Bohemian Waxwing migration at sunrise. I mean, its only the biggest birding day of the year, duh.
Stephen: Oh, I forgot (and don't care).....do you realize your are a huge bird nerd?
John: Yeah, I wonder what it was..
Mike: Well I didn't see it, but judging by your reaction it was likely a great tufted pine sparrow, male of course. It was probably foraging for honeysuckle berries, its sole food source.
Sarah: Oh....(not impressed)
John: Mike, your such a bird nerd!
Stephen: Hey Jeff, are you coming to the party later?
Jeff: Nah, I'm gunna stay in tonite
Stephen: Why? Its gunna be a great party
Jeff: I'm not gunna miss the peak of the Bohemian Waxwing migration at sunrise. I mean, its only the biggest birding day of the year, duh.
Stephen: Oh, I forgot (and don't care).....do you realize your are a huge bird nerd?
by duckdog February 17, 2010
A member of a choir, or show choir, that is extremely obsessed with it. These people tend to sing non-stop, do the choir's vocal warm ups when they are bored, know every part (Soprano, Alto, Tenor, Bass, etc.) to a song, and prove that they know everyone's part by singing it all the time.
When a group of choir nerds is at a competition, or on a field trip of some sort, you can usually spot them trying to sing every song from every Disney movie or musical imaginable. They are seldom on pitch when doing so, and seem to have A.D.D. when singing. They get past a few bars of music, and then they get bored and look for another song.
When a group of choir nerds is at a competition, or on a field trip of some sort, you can usually spot them trying to sing every song from every Disney movie or musical imaginable. They are seldom on pitch when doing so, and seem to have A.D.D. when singing. They get past a few bars of music, and then they get bored and look for another song.
Ryan: Hey na-ne-ding-dong, ya lang-yalang-a-lang
Mark: Boop sha do, ya-tatatatatata
Rachel: MARK! RYAN! You are SUCH choir nerds!
Mark: Boop sha do, ya-tatatatatata
Rachel: MARK! RYAN! You are SUCH choir nerds!
by Mark Needle November 13, 2005
insult from full house
by 6 5 6 2 April 26, 2004
Somebody who knows more than the speaker about computers, who by implication has no social skills although this bares no relation to the likelihood of the term being used. Not to be confused with players of online role playing games, who are more accurately known as twats, most computer nerds are male and work in a different company department from the speaker.
"I would ask the computer nerds downstairs but they say really complicated things that make me feel stupid," said the stupid person
by Frog Jacuzzi July 15, 2009