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the nate face 

when you have a dull expression and slight confusion on your face. open mouthed, blank stare that is quite comical.

how to make the nate face:
step 1- say "wuuuuuuuuut" and leave your mouth open from when you said it
step 2- look blankly ahead of you

step 3- blink your eyes hard (as if you see the most amazing thing in front of you and cant beleive your eyes)
step 4- keep the face and blink locked in.

derived from Texas, the lonestar state. from a unique individual who was just so inspiring by making it that he made it popular around the tri-state area.
-see that guy over there?
~yeah, what about him?!?
-he's makin the nate face.
~oh yeah.. HA he's looking at that girl like he cant believe his eyes.
-he's totally rockin the nate face!! GET IT!!
Related Words

Absolute Nate 

The act of shoving a fishing rod up another mans rectum and then removing the pole and cleaning any reminents with your mouth.
After fishing Joe gave Nick an absolute Nate in the bed of his truck.

Crusty Nate 

In any situation where you and or someone else jerks off onto someones eyes and it dries forming a crusty layer unenabling them to open there eyes when they awake.
Dude last night jeff past out after he drank all my booze so to get back at him i gave him a crusty nate.
Crusty Nate by PreNatel January 5, 2011

Soul-Nate-O 

A swirling, chaotic force of unwanted, and ultimately useless, fact and/or opinion that has been known to actually suck surrounding souls into its tempest of painfully bland conversation. These catastrophic events have been primarily confined to the Midwestern United States, and are especially frequent in Columbia, Missouri, which has been tragically hit several times in recent years. Attempts to ignore, avoid, or overlook this cyclone of fruitless monologue have failed miserably as it appears that there is no way to escape this hellish small talk.
Friend: Dude, you look like you just saw a ghost. You're pale as hell and your eyes are bloodshot. What the hell happened?

Victim: ...Joe Strummer...Natalie Portman...A New Hope...Dr. Octopus...Hippo Attacks...World's Deadliest Alligator...Mating Habits of Orangoutangs...Tan Colored Clothing..............

Friend: Oh, shit...Your soul has been captured. You were hit by a Soul-Nate-O weren't you? Cruel villainy!!!

National Nate Day 

a day where all nates get together and celebrate such a great name. if your name is nate then your in luck on july 28th. your name is nate my name is nate OUR NAME IS NATE. crack open a cold one it’s time to celebrate the greatest name in history
What are we doing for National Nate Day
National Nate Day by BigNatee October 22, 2020

YPC Nate 

Young Pussy Cleaners
What does YPC stand for in YPC Nate?
Easy nigga. Young Pussy Cleaners right?
YPC Nate by BlackGuyButQuirkyDoe January 20, 2021