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ultimate bro

One who lives a true swagg-filled life all day every day. They are on a greater level then a "typical" bro and have a supreme roll in society. They are especially hard to come by, you will know one when you see one.

Note: the ultimate bro does not try to be a bro because it comes naturally to him.
Bro: whats up bro
Ultimate Bro: dude im chill, whats good with you
Bro: not much
Ultimate Bro: homie im gonna swagg it up in this nine peace
by mwbluedevil February 17, 2012
mugGet the ultimate bromug.

blz bro

1. asking desperately for something but trying not to sound too desperate.

2. used sarcastically to mimic whiny complainers asking for something they do not deserve.
1. "Just five more minutes to write my test, blz bro."

2. "C'mon it's just a prank, I should be forgiven."

"bLz BrO, iT's JuSt a PrAnK bRo."
by atunnelwith3cars August 1, 2021
mugGet the blz bromug.

Dang Bro

Noun: Someone who's incredibly ridiculous actions lead you to say, "Dang Bro!"

Adj: Something that is "legit" or awesome in a bad ass and shockingly offensive sort of way.
Noun- Mike is such a Dang Bro... I can't believe he shit in that trash can at Taco Bell.

Adj: That was quite the Dang Bro maneuver Adam just posted. (After he just passed 5 cars on the shoulder illegally.)
by Crazycam31 March 11, 2009
mugGet the Dang Bromug.

Bro-ner

A Bro-ner is when you get an involuntary erection from doing something testosterone fueled and hella not gay with the bros. Popping a Bro-ner around bros is quite acceptable, and they will probably call you a "stud" and ask if you want to hit the gym or chug a fifth of Jaeger.
"Me and the bros were watching 300/ latest UFC fight last night and it was so sick, I totally got a Bro-ner."

"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"

"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
by KidIcarusss October 2, 2009
mugGet the Bro-nermug.

Bro Code

A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's. The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the Pussification of America haven't been followed properly and for some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
Bro Code

#1: Bro's before Ho's.

#2: Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK
by diggdugg4 April 30, 2008
mugGet the Bro Codemug.

Bro job

When getting a Blow job from your best friend (bro).
Dude, I got a Bro job from Johnny last night.
by MC Bengi May 22, 2013
mugGet the Bro jobmug.

bro cone

Bro #1: Yo man, what's with the snow cones at a bar?

Bro #2: No, those are bro cones! They'll get you fucked up!
by brosefusmaximus August 31, 2014
mugGet the bro conemug.

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