Finger Motorboat

The act of using one's finger to motorboat either yours or someone elses' lips. Usually results in a burbling sound being emitted as air leaving the mouth is interrupted by the motion of the finger.

Jessa's swollen lips were so big, I just had to get in there and Finger Motorboat them. They were totally built for speed and comfort.

by Bromancer20 July 21, 2009

marauder of the marmite motorway

A derogatory term for a homosexual male

Julian Clary

by postie April 6, 2004

Patrick Moore

One who plays the xylophone.

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

Motorboat

The act of putting one's face between a voluptuous pair of breasts while making a vibrating noise with one's lips and shaking one's head back and forth between breasts, simulating the sound a motorized boat would make upon water.

That chick's boobs are totally motorboatable.

by J No.5 August 17, 2010

Motorolla Droid

A sweet ass phone made by motorolla, and its carrier is verizon, it's a smartphone that requires a data package, but has 3G, wifi, and a boatload of useful and useless apps.

Me: I own a motorolla droid, therefore, i am awesome.
Phone hater: It sucks, you can't do ANYTHING on it.
Me: *Punches phone hater in the face*

by Blandsman August 30, 2010

motorhome

Similar to a motorboat except instead of putting ones face between a pair of boobs,a man puts his face betwixt the ass cheeks of a 300lb+ woman and shakes his head back and forth in a "no" type fashion while using the mouth and tongue to make the "raspberry" sound. The huge buttocks amplify the raspberry into a sound similar to a trucker using his jake brake.

I can't get the image out of my head of "Mike and Molly" doing the motorhome

by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

Cleveland Motorboat

During the act of sex when a man takes a dump on the chest of a women then places his head in between her breasts that are covered in feces and shakes his head back and forth very rapidly while making the "brrr" sound of a motorboat.

(sometimes refered to as a Cleveland Steamboat)

That girl was so kinky that she let me do a Cleveland Motorboat to her before I busted it all over her face.

by shady pipeworks May 6, 2009