Kid: "wheres the pedal that makes my guitar sound like Tom Morello in the like a stone solo?"
Guitar Center Man: "Right here buddy. That'll be 200 bucks."
Guitar Center Man: "Right here buddy. That'll be 200 bucks."
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In 1999 and 2000, there was a google bombing of Microsoft, when you searched More Evil Than Satan Himself, the first page brought you to the Microsoft homepage. Also, in the MSN UK Beta Search, when you searched More Evil Than Satan, it brought you to google.com
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*Jizzes all over himself* Shit..I'm 15 minutes late now
*Jizzes all over himself* Shit..I'm 15 minutes late now
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Morgan is the best thing that happened to me
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Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
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