moderation nation

A sarcastic funny name for a nation where the public is conditioned to overconsume.

"Sally's passport is from the world's number one moderation nation," said George Grommet. "What nation is that?" his best friend asked.

by but for December 24, 2017

Moderation

Something this Urban Dictionary doesn't seem to have. Very rare in modern games.

The moderation team at Urban Dictionary is TERRIBLE! You don't want to know what definitions I found.

by SkeletonGuy November 14, 2018

Miserfull

The feeling you get when you're so full that you are miserable.

After eating half a turkey, a pound of stuffing, and a whole pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving, I felt miserfull.

by FootBrokes November 27, 2018

modern roach

When your vape cartridge is about to be mutted

Yooo bro throw out the modern roach pass full g

by Shnayvendayven and itsaboyboy August 5, 2019

Misery Hedge

Hedging your emotions by putting a bet on something you really don't want to happen, so at least you get paid if it does.

Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".

Or

"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"

by S@lty Boi June 12, 2019

moderfouger

An modified spelling of the vulgar word "motherfucker", usually used in sarcastic comments on something stupid.

Jane: I want two fatty meatball subs with three layers of cheese, five slices of lettuce, two tomatoes, six jalapeno slices, two sunny side up eggs, four strips of bacon, a small waffle, two teaspoons worth of canola oil and the bread should be natural flavor with little hints of parsley, thyme, mint, oregano and tarragon, I also want the bread to come straight from the farms of Germany and to be toasted to a fine crisp with coconut shreddings on top. Two large raspberry flavoured Powerades, and a small toy car sponsored by Honey nut Cheerios and NASCAR.

Server: Uh..

Jane: And also-

Server: You moderfouger!

by Lightwalker360 February 1, 2020

modern loneliness

Modern Loneliness, never alone but always depressed, love your friends to death but I never call and I never text

I'm having a bad case of Modern Loneliness

by Queen of hearts ♡♡ May 22, 2020