moderfouger

An modified spelling of the vulgar word "motherfucker", usually used in sarcastic comments on something stupid.

Jane: I want two fatty meatball subs with three layers of cheese, five slices of lettuce, two tomatoes, six jalapeno slices, two sunny side up eggs, four strips of bacon, a small waffle, two teaspoons worth of canola oil and the bread should be natural flavor with little hints of parsley, thyme, mint, oregano and tarragon, I also want the bread to come straight from the farms of Germany and to be toasted to a fine crisp with coconut shreddings on top. Two large raspberry flavoured Powerades, and a small toy car sponsored by Honey nut Cheerios and NASCAR.

Server: Uh..

Jane: And also-

Server: You moderfouger!

by Lightwalker360 February 2, 2020