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midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.
George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.
by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017
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midget

as my dad says, "they should be kept as pets to settle disputes"
My midget is all powerful compared to Jeremy's! Prove It!
by PeopleWhoHatePeople December 21, 2019
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curb midget

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.
by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022
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midget

The world's shortest guy in the world, and he also is a karate master, so never mess with the midget
Its the midget!
NOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO RUN BEFORE THE MIDGET ATTACKS ME
by lololololololololololLOL April 13, 2023
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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
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Feisty Midget

Did you see that feisty midget she was crazy
by Gyroside July 26, 2021
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midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks
She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!
by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024
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