Landon

A small penis no one likes him and he is annoying

Landon is a nerd.

by Rvcsdg ge March 24, 2022

landon

a person that is really funny and kind to new people , especially woman. even though he does this he constantly gets bullied by horrible people. he sometimes gets put in the wrong crowd, even if all he wants is to be in a different one. constantly gives himself self hate. if he has a girlfriend then just leave him alone, hes probably in a good place at the moment , BUT, if hes not then just go confront him, especially if your a cute girl. he will love your company and will be a loyal freind and partner till the end. so treat him with the upmost respect and he’ll return it 10 fold.

if you see a landon then there are three rarity’s. common, brown/black hair brown eyes. rare, red hair blue eyes. legendary, blond hair blue eyes. i know blonde hair seems normal they have the most unique personality. and hopefully your looking for that in someone. bye😁

landon is so nice

i love landon’s food

by big_king_420 March 24, 2022

Landon

Landon is a absolute bastard who needs to get a grip and stay the fuck away from anyone who tries to get close to him because he’s a abusive shit who’s gonna end up getting his head caved in.

person1: Look there’s landon
person2: let’s jump him

by sexy corben March 25, 2022

landon spears

hes a dumbass but a good freind landon spears

landon spears is such a dumbass landon is a dick

by yuiy March 28, 2022

Landon

Landon is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, he has eyes that are a gorgeous grayish blue, he has good humor, always uses your mom and gay joke in defense towards and insult. He’s a bit weird but he can’t help it. He definitely owns a lightsaber or a nerf gun (choose ur poison) he use to be emo now he’s chill.

Look at that cool guy Landon, I bet he own a very cool lightsaber

by Pabloesco994 March 29, 2022

Landon

this guy mains anji in guilty gear strive. this guy is literally anji

Trevor: did you see Landon's anji last night?
Marcus: yeah dude, he is literally anji it's insane.
Landon: Fuck you

by anjimain April 1, 2022

Lando Effect

This term has two meanings

1. Created by shelovesF1 on tiktok and this is when Lando Norris wears a beanies and looks good doing it

2. Created by Simon Lazenby during the 2022 Australian Grand Prix weekend and it is when Lando Norris makes women cry because he is so good looking in real life and because he is their favourite driver

An example for the first definition
Me : “Did you see Lando’s Post on Instagram?”
Friend: “He absolutely SLAYED the Lando effect”

Example for the second

Friend : “ when you met lando, you definitely had the Lando effect”
Me : “I was definitely crying”

by Notgrandebutcurva April 10, 2022