Lobdell

A huge penis that only guys with big hands can have.

Woah! Look at Jason's lobdell!

by Bricky5O October 8, 2014

Lobstah

Saying lobster but in a Rhode Island or Maine accent

I want to go get some lobstah at the lobstah bah

by Ermergrd May 26, 2015

lobing

Sort of kinky biting/nibbling or tugging on of the ear with the teeth. Usually between partners. Usually because of it's sexy nature, occurring during a hot kissing/touching session w/o others around <- that gets awkward, lobing is hot.

When we were saying goodbye tonight, he started lobing me. Im so turned on now!

by ImUmFromUmbridge May 25, 2016

lobtard

A dismissive term for a person that fervently follows the teachings of Jordan Peterson
Modelled on libtard and Peterson's extensive use of lobsters in his book 12 rules for life

Gary dumped his girlfriend because she didn't read 12 Rules For Life. He's such a LobTard.

by WitchTomato August 25, 2020

Lobby boy

A greasy nasty fellow who works in a hotel and looks like an ugly chihuahua

Pathetic lobby boy looking bitch.

by Queer_bro December 5, 2022

Hobby Lobby Connection

A internet connection that is worse than a walmart connection.

Gamer 1: damn my connection is laggy all the time!!

Gamer 2: dude you have a Hobby Lobby Connection!!

Gamer 1: Dude you are so right.

by RagtagSoldier13 July 4, 2010

Lung lobster

The thing you get from smoking expensive cigarettes.

- You think you are safe if you smoke this shit just because it's expensive?!
- Well, most certainly this is superior quality tobacco, and indeed I have smaller chances of getting lung cancer...
- Dude, you won't get a lung cancer, you'll get a lung lobster from this shit!!!

by doctorB-vukajlija August 25, 2010