Jerk and Jump

The act of masturbating on your partners pillow -after a night of spontaneous anal sex- such that when she rolls over, the cum has an adhesive effect, allowing you to dismiss yourself freely.

Bro I tore her shit up so bad last night, I had to pull a Jerk and Jump

by ninedicksonechick May 30, 2010

Get two beers and jump

When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.

Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!

by dexi August 13, 2010

Australian Jump-Slap Fight

1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.

2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.

1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.

2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."

by j_dizzle2869 October 21, 2005

bungy jump

after pounding her sushi, you decide to bungee jump. After bungee jump, you decide to jump in her bun. jump in the bun follows licking the ball bag and using them for polishing the sushi.

chu : i bungy jump in her bun.

phu : must be mad!!

by deadmeat007 July 25, 2011

rocket jump

The process of using rockets to achieve added height when jumping in a game of Quake.

"Got to the Quad Damage via a well timed rocket jump."

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

the jump off

adj. the best, the shiznit, it gets no better than this, the pinnacle

I love my new computer. Its the jump off!

by southerndethcult July 9, 2003

Macho Man Jump

When playing the game Left 4 Dead on VS. you jump from a high place (top of building) as a hunter and say "OH YEAH" or "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM MOTHER FUCKER" as you pounce one of the survivors \.

" Dude Look!!! I just Macho Man Jumped that little queer, HAHA fuck Louis. OH YEAH! "

by J.T.000 January 31, 2009