Trevor Johnson

Just a nigga tryna get his bag up who was medically diagnosed with a micro penis

"Trevor Johnson has the smallest wiener i've ever seen"
"Yeah ong 100 pimp"

by Tmnich November 10, 2020

Dan Johnson

Worst car salesman ever

Dan Johnson couldn't give a car away.

by Bigdog52 November 11, 2020

Drew Johnson

When you wake a girl up in the middle of the night for a blowjob.

I came home last night and gave my girlfriend the Drew Johnson

by 2pointwhoa November 22, 2020

Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant

“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.

While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.

by Jpeno October 23, 2020

sophie johnson

Sophie johnson is a keeper she is very fit and a good laugh she is very lovely and kind and has a very anoying brother aka if u have a sophie johnson keep them forever

Sophie johnson is a very kind person

by Pineappleandcarrot March 7, 2021

mexican johnson

Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..

If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship

by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021