A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.
Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.
by alfredoalfonso September 10, 2016
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by Herr Snecke September 6, 2003
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by Dear Dixie June 25, 2008
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Me: Joe mama, she’s related to yuri
You: who’s yuri
Me: Yuri tarded lmao go perish to the bubonic plague you uncultured disappointment
Me: Joe mama, she’s related to yuri
You: who’s yuri
Me: Yuri tarded lmao go perish to the bubonic plague you uncultured disappointment
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by Jaques Lee June 18, 2011
Get the Joe Malloy mug.A law which states that nothing in existence is a product of chance or possibility; everything happens for a reason, free will is considered as a illusion. Thus those in control have power over you by giving you the idea of choice. Joe's law can't be neither approved nor denied
Joseph Joe K. : None of you can prove me that everything that has, is or will happen isn't just a part of a preset simulation. Joe's law is undeniable!
by Sanron April 18, 2019
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