Jizz Guards

Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.

"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."

When a pretty lady walks past.

"Look at the jizz guards on her"

by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014

satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

jizz latte

When you cum in a girl and you keep fucking her and you beat your jizz to a foamy frothy mess

I left your mom with a hot jizz latte this morning

by gjac March 11, 2015

Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold

My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities

by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020

Jizz Mitzvah

When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.

Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.

by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.

I jerked it so much I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 23, 2020

Jizz Chisel

(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.

"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."

by Throbinwilliams May 9, 2019