Jesus-handle

Noun: The handle located directly above passenger seat doors which can be grabbed when divine intervention is required.

"The car slammed its breaks and Allan grabbed the Jesus-handle."

by Alison A. September 27, 2009

Horseback Jesus

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"

by 2167 December 20, 2020

buff jesus

appears in The Amityville Horror(1979) portrayed by James Brolin

What would Buff Jesus do???

by Kit Falco August 30, 2009

Jesus Chris

jesus christ without the t

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

Disco-Jesus

The epitome of awesome. One who discos with Jesus himself.

Dude that guy is a diehard Disco-Jesus

by Mr. Disco-Jesus himself October 15, 2010

Jesus Christburger

Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words

Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick

by Smokahontus January 3, 2011

Jesus Louisus

An expansion of jeez Louis. Used in bewilderment or frustration, but normally in a humorous tone.

"Jesus Louisus, how many words are in this urban dictionary!?"

"Will you hurry up? Jesus Louises!"

by Frostkat December 30, 2020