dick jaded

When a broad got dicked tooooo much. She get tired and bored quick.

She was lame yo. Prolly DICK JADED from all those dudes she be fuckin.

by TTKKJV December 7, 2016

jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

Jadeness

Someone who throws low blows at the right time. That has a smart ass comment.

What time is it?
Time for you to get a watch sike naw its 4:20
Damn jadeness

by R.Mcfly July 10, 2019

Jade rights

Something non existing.

Jade: *does something inappropriate*
Everyone who sees it: 🚫 jade rights

by idctbh July 18, 2019

Jade rights

Something that doesn't exist

Jade:
Everyone: 🚫 jade rights

by idctbh July 18, 2019

Jade

Female; Jade has a massive ass and big tits. Jade can get with any girl/boy she wants at any time. Jade usually like girls.

A: omg see jade over there
B: yeah i shagged her last night

A: wtf same

by Hello183 November 25, 2019

Jade Taylor

She is the complete definition of KPOP trash. Constantly on crack, like never stops. Often found crying over a bowl of cereal, as she is stressed about her life in general. Never really know how to approach as she doesn't like skinny white guys who rev their engine in Tesco car park at 3AM. Not only is she a pleasure to be around, she is a stone cold bitch also.

Just fucked up, just like that Jade Taylor.

OR

Underage drinking? no that's just Jade Taylor.

by sksksksksksksksksksksksksk March 29, 2019