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Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
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Junk Yard Dawgs

The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.
Stop playing like chihuahuas and start playing like Junk Yard Dawgs”
by Smith.John October 11, 2019
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Junk gut

When you eat a lot of junk food and get the heavy, crappy, overstuffed, this took 5 years off my life feeling
Ughhhh I just 2 burgers, fries, a shake and desert from Burger King... I got junk gut
by Booger13 January 16, 2013
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"junk" filter abuse

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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Junk Stuffers

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse
by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020
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kick the bull in the junk

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.
You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.
by ew-david October 6, 2022
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junk

Used in your vocabulary instead of a curse word. Often associated with Braeden Carney of Skunk City.
"WHAT THE JUNK JUST HAPPENED IN SKUNK CITY" --> something must have just happened at skunk city.
by 914-skunk-city June 27, 2024
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