jizz pot 

n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.

1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.

2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?

3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.

jizz pot by T-Chill March 8, 2012

jizz train 

a thin stream of seamen put somewhere on a girl's(most likely a skank's) body by someone she has had a sexual encounter with.

That skank let me leave a jizz train in her hair!

Choo Choo! hey ladies, wanna hop on my jizz train tonight?

jizz train by Philip McAvoy May 3, 2008

Jizz-Kill Theory 

Includes feeling regretful,and outlandishly weird after a sexual encounter. Usually on one night stands. Most notably, you are not attracted to the person afterwards.

Bob -"Hey Dude...did you fuck her?"

Joe -"Awe shit man, it was a Jizz-Kill Theory."

Joe - "After I got done, I felt like I wanted to hang myself."

Bob - "YES! I warned you about the Jizz-Kill Theory"

Jizz-Kill Theory by Yeha_Brother October 19, 2008

Jizz Giant 

Someone who ejaculates an inhumane amount of "jizz"

The jizz giant almost drowned me last night.

Jizz Giant by JizzGiant101 October 18, 2010

jizz waffle 

A bitch who is being a dumb cunt.

That cunt Jackie was bein' a huge jizz waffle tonight.

jizz waffle by Jake Sheezy October 31, 2007

Jizz taco 

Any taco from Taco Bell.

Yo goober, wheres the jizz taco?

Jizz taco by Backdoor Biggie February 4, 2003

jizz receptacle

Any male whom you suspect is gay, even if he really isn't and is simply acting gay.

"Ronaldo always comes back from the mens room with a shit-eating smile on his face, followed by lots of other guys all at the same time. I think he's a jizz receptacle.

jizz receptacle by Al dente 1973 February 29, 2008