internet girlfriend, n. : A female acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.
Randy and his internet girlfriend talked for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet in person.
by txpipe4udear August 27, 2005
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There needs to be regulations on who gets to use this priviliged piece of technology. The prices of computers need to go up so every inbred, redneck moron can't get his fingers on a keyboard.
There needs to be regulations on who gets to use this priviliged piece of technology. The prices of computers need to go up so every inbred, redneck moron can't get his fingers on a keyboard.
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"1 - 10 of about 78,900,000 for porn - 0.03 sec."
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"1 - 10 of about 45,400,000 for gossip - 0.09 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,260,000 for nihilism - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for existentialism - 0.02 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 78,900,000 for porn - 0.03 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 69,900,000 for xxx - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 45,400,000 for gossip - 0.09 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,260,000 for nihilism - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for existentialism - 0.02 sec."
by jeffie dahmer July 27, 2006
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A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.
by Jimbo May 22, 2003
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by Nysidra November 11, 2008
Get the internetism mug.A person who has no strong sense of belonging in the "real world" and spends a significant portion of his or her time on-line. By spending time on-line, the internet hobo builds up a network of contacts and virtual hangouts and develops an on-line home, basically by connecting with other internet hobos. (Incidentally, e-bum.com is a place for internet hobos to hang out.)
Your friends all move away or you move to a new city. The people you meet in real life are not your type of people. You work from home or have no real way of making contacts in your everyday life, so you turn to the internet for companionship. You are an internet hobo.
by numberonehobo March 22, 2011
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Bob: Well, Steve, nice to meet you IRL at last.
Steve: You too, Bob, the Internet is truly a wonderful place. Well, this wombat's not going to fuck itself, I guess...
Steve: You too, Bob, the Internet is truly a wonderful place. Well, this wombat's not going to fuck itself, I guess...
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The most safe school in America! Noone ever does anyting wrong... nearly! The angel-school is located in the angel-capital Seattle. Old men call HIMS the "angel factory", cause they send in their bad kids... AND OUT COMES ANGELS!
The bad guys at HIMS, Trenton and Melvin, faked their hallroom passes! This is the worst thing that has ever happened to the "angel-reputation" of HIMS. The principal and angel teachers are working hard to win the much beloved reputation back.
Of course, HIMS-students actually are sexy badasses. But they pretend to be innocent at school.
The most safe school in America! Noone ever does anyting wrong... nearly! The angel-school is located in the angel-capital Seattle. Old men call HIMS the "angel factory", cause they send in their bad kids... AND OUT COMES ANGELS!
The bad guys at HIMS, Trenton and Melvin, faked their hallroom passes! This is the worst thing that has ever happened to the "angel-reputation" of HIMS. The principal and angel teachers are working hard to win the much beloved reputation back.
Of course, HIMS-students actually are sexy badasses. But they pretend to be innocent at school.
by Babbity Rabbity January 6, 2011
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