Florida

The arsehole of America

“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”

by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022

Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack

Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

by local floridian man January 11, 2023

Florida

state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.

Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard

by dip in the road August 30, 2023

South Florida Fun Daddy

A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.

Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.

by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023

Florida Puppy

A baby alligator taken as a put

John adopted a Florida Puppy

by lkjertreksdfg November 29, 2021

Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."

U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)

by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019