Idiot Degree

A college degree that cannot be applied to any useful career that would actually pay you enough money to survive. These degrees are usually recieved when students Major in such categories as History, Art History, and uncommon european languages.

Oh yeah, i spent eight years getting my idiot degree in history, turns out, theres no real jobs for that, im an idiot.

Bob said his kid is getting a masters in Ancient Slavic languages at Harvard. What an expensive way to get an idiot degree.

by crapple2011 October 13, 2011

gay idiot

Someone that is so obnoxiously gay that no one can stand to be around him/her. Easily offended, readily offensive, and all-out annoying to the general public. The kind of people your parents tell you to stay away from at night clubs. They tend to paint rainbows on their faces and sneer at everyone who sees homosexuality as immoral.

Guy A: "Ugh, did you see that dude back there running around naked with the rainbow body paint?"

Guy B: "Don't remind me. That gay idiot must be embarrassing for the normal gay people..."

by SupaManz June 6, 2014

Useful idiot

Someone that follows orders without question and may carry out actions to help those that fed them the propaganda, such as disbelieves facts against whom they are biased toward, spreading inaccurate information in favor of their leader or unfavorably toward their opponent, and in general, act as a tool against their own self interest and the interests of those in whom they believe they know what's best for.

Sam believes he's fighting for freedom and liberation but he's bombing countries simply so that his government can take hold of the oil field and establish a central bank. Sam is a useful idiot for thinking freedom is the purpose, and those that support him as a troop are useful idiots for thinking their tax dollars don't kill innocent children in failed, illegal, drone strikes.

Rhonda is such a useful idiot because she thinks that Clinton matches her progressive ideals and chides those for supporting third party, yet, the two party system has been bombing countries for decades and making back door deals with large corporations. Most are tired of the corruption, yet Rhonda thinks that voting for those who are responsible for the corruption is somehow the best way to stop it. What a very useful idiot she is.

Cletus loves Trump because Trump says he won't send jobs out of the country, yet Trump's own products are manufactured out of the country. Cletus does not think Trump is a lying hypocrite because Cletus is a useful idiot.

by electrichead July 31, 2016

idiot lights

A derisive term for warning lights in a car dashboard or any similar arrangement in a vehicle's cockpit. So called because they light up when the operator is being an idiot and letting something go wrong.

Check Engine, Oil Pressure, Battery...all idiot lights that won't switch off. I need a new car.

by Airrider October 10, 2009

idiot shait

Something which is dumb and completely useless. See Group X.

NO, Group X did noth maike the End of World animate. NO it is not our voice. You can probablye telling this because it is NOT VAIRY GOOD, 100% idiot shait.

by the Jazz March 3, 2004

idiot face

an amazing person called CORIN aka idiot face :)
stupid most of the time and smarticle other times! so unpredictable!
owns half a braincell, the other half belonging to another stupid person called denise, aka idiot face too :)

"where are you idiot face?"

by idiotface:) May 9, 2010

incandescent-idiot

A person who is easily spotted as foolish by making an easily escapable mistake.

The students referred to Tom as being an incandescent-idiot after stating that 1+1 equals "Zebra"

by Buster1 September 8, 2005