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Touch Hole

A tool, a knob, a jerk-off. More than a dork, but not quite a douchebag.
"Tom, stop being such a touch hole, Bellingham is right near Rhode Island and you know it."

"I just spent the whole day with that guy at the football game and the goddamn touch hole wouldn't stop talking about how good the Kansas City Chiefs were for even a minute."
by Mitch Kramer July 26, 2005
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k hole

Only noobs think that k holing is overdosing on ketamine when in actual fact, people with experience know that its the best bit.
Yesmate, you get the film and projector while I'll make lines - for the ultimate k hole cinema :D
by lkewis December 5, 2007
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Am-hole

An Amazon.com employee who:

1.) Thinks the neighborhood started with their arrival
2.) Walks 6 people wide on the sidewalk talking about Amazon crap.
3.) Snaps their fingers at service people.
4.) Thinks sexy is contrived casual attire, arrogance, and talking/smelling like a used car salesman.
5.) Does not realize they work for a modern day Sears and Roebuck.
6.) Believes they are not a highly expendable cog in the corporate Amazon machine.
I can't stand all these new Am-Hole's in the neighborhood!

Life was a lot better before all these Am-Hole's moved in!
by Laleph January 15, 2012
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Two Boobs, One Hole

The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".
Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".

Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".

Jim: "You're a freak, man."
by kinkyasianbuttsex June 6, 2009
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baby hole

Martha's baby hole hurt after she gave birth
by Sexy Supreme April 17, 2006
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gas-hole

1. A person who doesn't pull up to the first gas pump, making the car behind it wait until he is done.

2. Also, a person who leaves his car at the pump while he goes inside the mini-market to buy coffee and some food, leaving the car behind him to wait until he comes back out and moves his car.
1. Move your car to the first pump,you stupid gas-hole!

2. That gas-hole is inside buying coffee and I can't access the pump until he moves his !@#$% car!
by cindy whatever September 1, 2005
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Poking holes

When someone talks during a movie / play, ruining the suspended belief of everyone near the person.

Kind of like poking through the delicate imagery of one's imagination to remind them that "that's so fake dude".
John couldn't shut his mouth for the entire movie, he kept poking holes every time someone got shot.

John: "Wow the blood is so fake"
by saketehcruel December 18, 2012
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