oblivious hetero

A straight person who is clueless when it comes to anything homosexual

“Did you see those boys sitting together?”
Oblivious hetero- “ah yes, best friends and roommates”

by Z95.1 April 20, 2021

Blair Herter

the hot x-play correspondent who now runs the entire G4 network

have you seen that blair herter guy? what a hottie!

by theg4fanboy June 1, 2021

The Hetero

The Hetero is something you get being around straight people. However, it is much harder to get than the traditional gay.

First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff

All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!

However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.

Good luck!

Everyone wants The Hetero.

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Humble Hetero Day

Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.

Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!

by tandynbell July 17, 2021

mrs.hesser

known as the first option. shes the most popular girl you’ll ever meet, she makes everybody smile. every single person loves her. she can be strict but, shes very loose. she’ll never say no to something. shes a very powerful woman and, she always wins rights.

“ she is such a mrs.hesser! “

by lovingyourmom November 22, 2021

covid heater

Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.

She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.

by Johnny slang December 16, 2021

Vodka Heater

A common drink for degenerates that contain Vodka & Redbull but ideally, proportionally higher on the vodka.

Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.

Quan: No way I’m going out tonight, it’s way too cold.

Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.

Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night

by VodkaHeay July 1, 2022