Helvetica Scenario

1. A situation that can arise from improper handling of the element intelligent Calcium (I-Calcium). I suggest you consult the Health and Safety Executive for guidelines. Originating from the series Look Around You blants.

2. Helvetica is a font also known as Arial. There is some confunkledness over the name and origination of this font resulting in an Helvetica Scenario.

The German physicist Wilhelm Thomason dedicated to his life to research of the Helvetica Scenario.
(Thanks, House of Steel, theel)

by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005

gladiator Helmut

Putting your balls on someone's eyes and laying your cock across the length of their nose, thus creating a gladiator helmut

I put my cock and balls on your face and it looks like a gladiator helmut

by Kronik September 25, 2003

Gutter Helmut

A German term (Hence Helmut) used to describe the foreskin on the penis; covering the gutter for which the penis cheese is harvested.

King Nectars got a lot of penis cheese hidden behind that gutter helmut.

by Stickman Straw December 19, 2004

Helvetica

Perhaps the best font ever, Helvetica is admired for its modernist, neutral design. It has been copied many times, in Arial, Swiss 721, and Univers 95.

Helvetica, helvetica, helvetica. The best font ever

by Cosman246 April 2, 2011

purple helmeted warrior

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

trojan helemet

Occurs when one of your friends has drank excessively and has passed out, this is when the magic happens you know place the nut sack directly on top of the passed out drunkard's eyes then laying ones penis on the top of the nose resembling a trojan helemet.

We gave chad a trojan helemet after he passed out on wine coolers and light beer.

by Dr.Montabon November 5, 2007

helmeted

To get so drunk that the only course of action is to strap the victim into a helmet so that he or she does not hurt themselves. Like, say if they had to go home on their own or they are constantly bumping into things.

Knee/elbow pads optional.

"fuckin hell Tina's sooooo drunk"
"i better go up to my room and get the gear... she's helmeted"

by rw17 January 6, 2007