Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.

Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.

by Picky Panther April 14, 2025

Haunted handy

Handjob that is so otherworldly your soul is sucked out you release ectoplasm upon orgasm.

Halloween was nothing until she hit me with that haunted handy

by Podracer06 May 12, 2025

bulgarian handy

when someone strokes thou shlong with their hands covered in paint

the faggot gave the other faggot a bulgarian handy

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Irish Handbasket

A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.

Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.

by its_Dalix September 1, 2025

Turkish Handbag

Commonly found in the middle east, this is an act where one man inserts his hand up another man's rectum and picks out the corn in his poop. Designed for pleasure that leads to softer bowel movements.

Dude I just visited Turkey and this guy tried to get me drunk and give me a Turkish Handbag after we had corn for dinner.

by Hugh G Bahls September 5, 2025

Slovak Handball

“Slovak Handball” (Slovenská hádzaná in Slovak) is a slang expression for getting blackout drunk by drinking an excessive number of shots. The fast tempo and the way the shots are ‘thrown’ into you resemble the pace and style of the sport handball.
This style of drinking is mainly popular in rural areas of Slovakia, where many so-called “professional” alcohol drinkers can be found.

Hey, ready for tonights game of Slovak Handball?
Damn you are really hangover, did you play Slovak Handball yesterday?

by prazmasmrdi123 January 5, 2026