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top goon 

The Goon that sits atop all other goons. The goon that sits at the right hand of the boss.
You know Gin from Bleach? That dude was Aizen's top goon.
top goon by BleachHub March 9, 2020
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Slap the goon 

Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.

for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.

fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)

We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
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what's a goon to a goblin 

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage.
and we be steady mobbin. OK youre a goon, what's a goon to a goblin

Officer Goon 

definitely the coolest rapper ever. don't ever mess with him or else he'll kill you. straight up.
Officer Goon robbed dollar general and only received 2 bucks. yeaaaaaa
Officer Goon by officergoon April 30, 2010

Nerd Goon Squad 

A group or brotherhood of Nerds that protects each other from others trying to abuse their fellow nerd. They tend to join groups, teams, tournaments, and/or clubs together as a Goon Squad to "monopolize" or run a group or organization. Unlike the other less organized Goon Squad,They use each others skills or talents to benefit all the Nerds in the Goon Squad.
I hate it when the Nerd Goon Squad comes to the Video Game tournaments and Fucks shit up by kicking all those punk's asses.
Nerd Goon Squad by Bobafett1 June 28, 2010

in goon we trust 

a popular saying from the tiktoker “Goon”. Goon often makes relatable content for
people going through breakups, and Goon helps them to get through this. That is why we trust in goon
man she cheated on me
*sees a tiktok of Goon*
In Goon we trust