Often stylised as (GööberWäffen) this term derives from the english slang "Goober" meaning idiot, retard, or silly person and fusing it with the german word "Waffen" meaning weapon. This word is used to describe someone who is such an idiot they should, in fact, be considered a weapon. Typically a weapon of mass destruction.
"That dude John? Oh yeah, he is a whole fu*king Gooberwaffen"
"That right there is a 'Gööberwaffen' for sure"
"That right there is a 'Gööberwaffen' for sure"
by SirBarquisiousJohndasReginaldR January 25, 2025
Get the Gooberwaffen mug.To smach a goober, or better said - grab them by their ankles and hold them upside down. You then proceed to shake them until all of their doubloons fall out of their pockets and crevices.
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by not_gooberous February 21, 2025
Get the gooberous mug.Any sort of action associated with any sort of government that is not strictly necessary for societal function or operates at a net loss of resources or revenue.
The US government has become so big that 90% of it has become a goobernment
by unoriginal5 March 15, 2025
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by TheBurperGuy (Not hello) March 17, 2025
Get the Goober Gang mug.a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)
bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!”
really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”
the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”
really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”
the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”
by Z3r0 :3 March 20, 2025
Get the goober mug.A word I coined, A combination of “goober” and “goofball”. Used to describe a person who acts so super duper wacky and or dumb that you are forced to combine “goober” and “goofball” just to begin to describe their behavior.
Bertram has been acting a fool all day, pulling all sorts of Peewee Herman type tricks… he is such a gooberball!
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