Goobersnake

Goobersnake is slang for a penis, cock, dick, etc.

"That girl told me Mike M. has a small goobersnake."

by TG489 February 4, 2010

Goobershnoper

A sharp object impaling someone in their eye.

If you don't stop I will goobershnoper you!

by Jack Jennings April 1, 2011

Gooberchop

To punch someone under the chin

"Hey Billy you seen 'em before?"

"Dale yeah!! I wanna gooberchop him so bad!!!"

by soccerstar2 February 24, 2015

gooberchoaker

A person that like to choke on a cock.

I dated a girl a while back and she was the best gooberchoaker I have ever met.

by Mark A. Capozzelli October 29, 2017

Gooberfloof

A very, very hairy vagina
A vagina that has never been shaved

Guy 1: so I went on a date with my lady, she pulled her panties down and she had a gooberfloof

Guy 2: that’s nasty

by Shrekyboi June 3, 2018

Goobertron

A slang term for a stupid or foolish person.

Man, shut the fuck up, you're being a real Goobertron.

by Hdjeidijjrjrjrjruuf December 13, 2018

goobersnout

A very punchable nose

Gunther has quite a goobersnout.

by Bojang Bangles September 18, 2019