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German Helmet Print

Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.
After she blew me, I gave her a German helmet print.
by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
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German Backpacking

Shitting in a plastic bag and hitting your partner round the face during sex with it
Me and my girl love German backpacking to change the atmosphere in the bedroom
by Immunocompromised May 5, 2015
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German Diving Helmet

The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.
Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!
by Turnipgenocide June 15, 2018
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German Oven

A place used to deal with bankers and the liars on television news.
A machine used to restore a country to its glory. Great for cooking a certain group of people you get censored if you talk about.
We need to put all of the bankers and Hollywood producers in a German Oven
by NinjaBoi83 December 29, 2019
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German Cookie

A teenage german girl that always has sex on her mind and is amazing at fucking. Refered to as a Sex Goddess.
1. So how was your night?

2. I had sex with this amazing German Cookie!!!

3. Lucky bastard!!
by X-boy May 4, 2009
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german tank

he's having a german tank (wank)
by discokelly February 8, 2010
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German Handshake

A German Handshake is when you're doing anal and you stick your hand so deep into her uterus you jerk yourself off through the membrane.
"I got german handshaked last night. it hurt like hell."
by fridagutentag May 6, 2009
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