The General of all Lollipops. One who deals with all lollipops, the creator, I guess you could say. He brings harm to all nonbelievers.
Guy 1: Hey, man, what happened to you yesterday? You were gone all of a sudden and we couldn't find you!
Guy 2: Sorry, I was abducted by the Lollipop General! *shivers* I will never deny my faith ever again!
Guy 2: Sorry, I was abducted by the Lollipop General! *shivers* I will never deny my faith ever again!
by LollipopGeneral123 February 24, 2011
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2. destroyer of all hope that "revenge of the sith" might not be terrible.
2. destroyer of all hope that "revenge of the sith" might not be terrible.
1. oh my god why does it have four arms and use four lightsabers this is absurd
2. there goes all my hope that 'revenge of the sith' won't be terrible.
2. there goes all my hope that 'revenge of the sith' won't be terrible.
by ivan April 3, 2005
Get the general grievous mug.Is really a goat in disguise. Vince couldn't get past the panda corperation stealing his letters and ow interjects animals into the ring at opportune moments in time.
Just look at his chin, his limited vocabulary, his contorted torso due to needing to stand on his hind legs. The eveidence is all there.
by dojj April 30, 2005
Get the gene snitsky mug.The gene that, when active within the human genome, causes an individual to exhibit the characteristic of blueness. This gene is known for its unique, maroon colour. Although some would figure this gene to be the colour blue, they are incorrectly thinking of jeans, which when placed in the human genome cause the individual to behave maroon.
The above is, of course, complete bullshit.
The gene is found in between the genes for Judaism and metrosexuality; an individual who possesses the dominant alelles of all three is called a "new blue jew".
The above is, of course, complete bullshit.
The gene is found in between the genes for Judaism and metrosexuality; an individual who possesses the dominant alelles of all three is called a "new blue jew".
Blue Gene is also the name of the computer that secretly rules over Canuckstan with an iron fist. Which is odd, because the computer fails to have an iron fist, but instead uses a more modern platnium fist. It will likely destroy us all.
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This works best when your girlfriend refuses to have sex with you due your sexually transmitted disease.
Tell your girlfriend you understand what she wants and plan an encounter in two weeks. Until that day do not wipe your bum after bowel movements, thereby creating a thick crust of dingleberries and residue in and around your crack.
On the night of the date, turn the heating way up, to around 100 degrees.
When she comes over engage her making sure you are on top. At this point the sweat which will inevitably accumulate will pick up the residue on your butt and seap down into her vagina and anus, flowing down from the north inflaming everything in its path.
This works best when your girlfriend refuses to have sex with you due your sexually transmitted disease.
Tell your girlfriend you understand what she wants and plan an encounter in two weeks. Until that day do not wipe your bum after bowel movements, thereby creating a thick crust of dingleberries and residue in and around your crack.
On the night of the date, turn the heating way up, to around 100 degrees.
When she comes over engage her making sure you are on top. At this point the sweat which will inevitably accumulate will pick up the residue on your butt and seap down into her vagina and anus, flowing down from the north inflaming everything in its path.
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