The biggest, shortest, most perverted simp anyone could ever imagine. Beware of his stalking and his horrid grammar.
by Slendervoid May 11, 2022
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you might jus look at him as a freind but as time goes on you’ll really start catching these feelings you can’t get rid of. the kind that don’t leave your mind. you’ll start seeing how amazing he is. how sweet he is and how he never fails to make you laugh and smile. brody will always consider your opinions and your feelings in situations. he’s got that akward funny laugh with that pretty smile that doesn’t leave your head. he’ll pull you out of that low point you were struggling to get out of. he’ll make life seem all bright and happy again. he always makes sure you take of yourself. you’ll constantly question why you deserve someone amazing as him. life with him seems like one of those disney love songs.
by yoshiisthebest! June 5, 2022
Get the brody garrison mug.like national boyfriend day but celebrating your beautiful boyfriend garrett and holding his hand and giving him cuddles and kisses
a: hey! did you know it is national garrett day?
b:oh? no i didn’t thank you for telling me, i will celebrate it now!
b:oh? no i didn’t thank you for telling me, i will celebrate it now!
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Get the Nathan garrick mug.When a man named garret of his 42nd birthday gets divorced, looses his mom in a fire, looses his son or daughter in a kidnapping, and gets fired wins a 100 billion dollars lottery jackpot and doesn’t have to give any money to taxes and gets a free Deep Dark Sleep and gets to avoid The Fredricks Affect;This is known as the Garret Effect
by Monke68 February 15, 2023
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