Sausage Guitar

When a male stretches his penis out as long as possible, holds it at the angle you'd hold a guitar and then strums it like an air guitar.

Look at that guy with his cock out, he is playing excellent sausage guitar. He is my guitar hero.

by Sausage Guitar Hero June 30, 2008

Facebook Guilt

Facebook Guilt: An attempt to support or bring attention to a cause by posting a guilt-inducing status update along the lines of "If you believe/don't believe in ___________, repost for the next _______ minutes/hours/days;" the implication being that if you don't repost you are taking a stand AGAINST said cause.

An example of Facebook Guilt: I care about America’s soldiers – IF YOU CARE TOO YOU MUST REPOST THIS!!

by SmartassMommies May 4, 2012

Guilhem

To drink large amounts of strong beer without eating. May result in loss of awareness of where your belongings are, where you are, who you are, and who your friends are.

Widely used term in Bavaria and Alsace. More recently also used in English speaking nations. Unknown origins.

No food with all that beer? Ah, you're doing a Guilhem. Watch out for the consequences!

by Volcano dude April 6, 2011

GuildWars

A great, free MMORPG, see Guild Wars

DUDE, ALL I DID THIS WEEKEND WAS PLAY GUILDWARS. IT ROCKS MY SOCKS OFF! But seriously, its better that Everquest or WoW

by Lectalist Flaminghands March 30, 2005

Guido Moment

Guido Moment - A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational white guy. To Put it plainly, they act like guidos. Guido Moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve into stand downs, fake threats, and the ever popular rolling up the sleeves to show off how their "guns". usually this is brought on by roid rage. Guido moments are the third largest killer behind tanning booth accidents and watching Godfather 3.

An exmaple of a Guido moment can be brought on scuffing a shoe. Usually the shoe is bought at Banana Republic or Hollister. Since the price of the shoe is so high, the average white dude ends up going crazy and seeking out the guy who scuffed it. This creates a Guido moment.

I had a Guido moment when some dude scuffed my shoe at a club in Sea Side.

by get me out of jersey February 13, 2008

air guitaring

the art of trying to play guitar...without the guitar. This is usually a past time taken up by people who have little to no skills with guitar. OR people who cannot find their guitar and there is a wicked guitar solo in a Led Zeppelin song and they dont want to miss it.

1. Amanda is the best air guitarist ever.

by uh... May 13, 2005

guido

cologne reeking, structure wearing, too much gel motherfucker that'll hit on your girlfriend while you're standing right there. he will also start talking to a girl you're talking to like you ane't there- usually has to little fag friends to back is pussy ass up incase you retaliate. he is not necessarily italian as the name might suggest.

i just met this hottie, then some guido steps in and cock blocks

by drunkenstein April 16, 2004