glit

a shortened version of niglet. (a nigger that has not grown up to be a man.)

Look at that glit with his orange drink and pork rinds.

Somebody get that glit a nigger-berry.

by glit lover July 6, 2008

Glitterdick

To get someone's attention by adding sparkly decorations to one's body and parading around the person in a fashionable, yet suggestive mannor.

Dude, Neil totally glitterdicked that girl last night!

by Reeses lover January 13, 2007

glitter sanchez

the act of dipping one's finger/penis into a container of the most obnoxious glitter they could find, and applying it to the upper lip of a sexual partner, while they are still asleep. then leaving.

most commonly used by transsexuals/ mistresses to prove who the "bitch" is, and also let infidelities be known.

Susan: I think Chad is cheating on me.

Kathy: Why would you think that?

Susan: He came home with a glitter sanchez last night.

Kathy: Oh No He Didn't!!!!

by lady gu gu February 18, 2010

Farts Glitter

An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.

Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."

Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"

Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "

Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."

Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"

Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."

Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"

by finalphoenix April 10, 2014

facebook glitch

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.

Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>

by eviltelepathicmonkey August 20, 2011

glitch

a defect, a flaw(see also bug)

Carefully thinking the scheme over revealed a glitch in his plan.

by Light Joker January 1, 2005

glitter

A euphemism meaning fresh dropplets or globs of semen....often used by gay men.

"Last night, when I gave Jake a handjob, he shot glitter way across the room!"

by Mikeyboi April 10, 2004