Funky Monkey

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

by UrBaN MoNkEy March 5, 2008

Fugly

Your mom

i banged fugly

by larengitis April 7, 2009

fully sick

a guy who owns a BMW
trys to get into fights for no reason
has a really big neck
drives with windows down on a 2 degree night
west sider
says his not a sickcunt but he is

michael is a fully sick

by badeeeeee July 26, 2009

The “fully loaded” Big Mac

You cum inside a hamburger and give it to a homeless man. You have aids.

I just gave him The “fully loaded” Big Mac special, he didn’t even notice.

by lil dinero October 20, 2018

fugly betty

A very ugly tv show character

yo dude! it's that fugly betty again on tv!

by jerckooooo July 15, 2007

fully booked

The curious phenomena where a slaggy girl has such frequent sex with a vast amount of people that she becomes hard to get

"Maddy is up to her neck in dick atm, surely I have a chance"
"Nah, she's fully booked"

by Gaugamela January 23, 2017

fugly

fugly is the mix of two words. It can either mean fat and ugly or fucking ugly. You can take your pick. Evolved from people needing to say something really mean, but in a way that still sounded unpleasant, but you could get away with it at school or in the wrong company. The "fat and ugly" version of fugly is from America and the "fucking ugly" version of fugly is from England.

"Oh my god isn't Emily looking fugly today" normally said by bitchy girls (fucking ugly or fat an ugly)
"This dress is so fugly" (fucking ugly)

by goldenfairydust September 8, 2009