five year plan

When a college student decides to stay in college for longer than four years.

Gerry: Why weren't you in class this afternoon?
Chase: I'm on the five year plan.
Justin: I was on that plan once.

by bangalangadingdong April 25, 2007

fried egg fart

a fart that stinks to high heaven with tha aroma of a sulfurous fried egg.

After I unleashed a fried egg fart, the conference room cleared out rapidly.

by doctorg March 21, 2009

Sub-Five

Any girl (or guy) who is valued as lower than a 5 in the hotness scale. Sub-Fives are usually referred to denote if a girl is acceptable to hook up with or not.

Friend 1: Dude, that girl you brought home last night better not have been a sub-five.

Friend 2: I don't fuck around with sub-fives, don't worry bro.

by CalDaddy May 10, 2014

fivehead

When some one has an extremely large forehead.

Whoa, Meredith's forehead is so huge it's a fivehead!

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004

fivebucks

Slang for Starbucks, the international coffeehouse chain that's main goal is to not let you get out the door without spending at least five bucks.

The name is derived from the fact that a star has five points

I caved and picked up a 3x Venti Mocha at the fivebucks.

by da5id April 17, 2004

fivehead

A "four-head" is when you can only fit four fingers between your eyebrows and your hairline. You have a fivehead if you have such an abnormally large forehead that you can fit all five fingers.

That guy grows his hair into his eyes so you can't see his gigantic fivehead.

by Slim Brady December 28, 2005

Fried Chicken

Ok, first of all, I don't see why everyone says that fried chicken is a "black people" food... cuz i'm white and I love that shit.

Fried chicken is good ass chicken that has been deep fried in fat or grease. If you're a Yankee, you might call it "Southern Fried Chicken. "It's probably the best food ever.

I love fried chicken more than black people.

by Xizor June 29, 2008