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Definitions by CalDaddy

Sexellent 

Adjective- when you had excellent intercourse with someone
Stinky Stan “How was last night with that girl”?

Chunky Charlie “it was quite good, could honestly say it was sexellent”
Sexellent by Caldaddy March 27, 2021

Zombie chew 

This is used when a person of any sex had offered to give oral. When performing the oral, the receiver is unable to be erect, causing it to lump and lifeless. “Dead meat” This is also known as the lollie.
Jess -“what did you do with him last night?”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”
Zombie chew by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

Zombie chew 

When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.
Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”
Zombie chew by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

Zombie chew 

When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.
Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”
Zombie chew by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

Sub-Five 

Any girl (or guy) who is valued as lower than a 5 in the hotness scale. Sub-Fives are usually referred to denote if a girl is acceptable to hook up with or not.
Friend 1: Dude, that girl you brought home last night better not have been a sub-five.

Friend 2: I don't fuck around with sub-fives, don't worry bro.
Sub-Five by CalDaddy May 10, 2014
A cheap flavored vodka a step above 5-0.
Burnettes Rasberry and Sprite
Burnettes by Caldaddy July 6, 2008