Ford

The antithesis of all things unrealiable

Man, my Chubby broke down on me again. I sure wish It was Ford.

by broncoman October 10, 2002

sussy amogus haha fard

the most unfunny thing the world has ever heard. among us is a dead game. STOP FUCKING DOING THIS

person who is trying to be funny: sussy amogus haha fard

chad: not funny

by billybob69420620 April 22, 2022

Ford Fiesta

An ugly hatchback made by Ford and bought by losers who think they're the next Ken Block or Tanner Faust. This hatchback can mostly be seen driven around by uneducated rednecks who try to drift a FWD system in an empty parking lot (the lot was evacuated at the sight of this vehicle). People often act surprised when they go on the back country roads and their wheels fall off at 5 mph in this vehicle. Nobody is sure why, they saw rally drivers do it on TV, so why can't they?

Person 1: Yo did you see Ken Block drift that Ford Fiesta around that track?
Person 2: Yeah that was pretty sweet
Person 1: I bet I can do the same thing, watch this *dips around corner at 10 mph and makes a weird squealing noise*
Person 1: That was so easy, watching Ken Block has taught me a lot, I think I'll stop by the shop today and grab a spoiler to increase my drift radius
Person 2: Yeah you do that...

by DiggyDigger69 May 14, 2016

edward ford

a guy that comes on this site or gets someone else to and bigs himself up !

for example definition 5 & 6

by Mr Lovesey March 15, 2005

fard

Fard is the feeling you get when you fart so hard you're ball skin vibrates uncomfortably. Considered a combination of "fart" and "nards"

Will was so engaged in his macrame that he did not adjust his buttocks prior to launching a massive fart. He was unnerved as the gaseous mass pushed past his nard bag creating a distinct "fard" sensation.

by Fardtron October 22, 2013

Ford Focus

A slang term for a bad car. Usually a car that has been in a serious accident, or a car that will not work any longer.

Wow, you really do have one hell of a Ford Focus! Man that should be about 20,000 dollars worth of repairs.

by Brian November 4, 2003

Forad

Combination of two words. Fo real and Radical.
Kinda like Chillax.

Yo that movie was fucking forad

by Eileen Dover December 3, 2005