by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022
by Dega Flu October 15, 2019
When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
by RRiveraLB January 02, 2017
The disease that stems from sugging on dese nuts. Mostly lethal, although there is reduced risk of STD transmission during the period of suggondese infection.
Dude: That mf ugly as shit
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!
by NeMrtvi February 15, 2022
Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
A hangover or stomach bug that is so violent it causes a person to shit and puke at the same time. Inspired by a friend who was so hungover in Florence that she was sitting on the toilet shitting while puking into the bidet.
by florenceflu November 03, 2022
Rhysian Flu
The Rhysian Flu is a term used to degrade those of a specific type of text role-players who prefer NSFW or ERP Scenarios and is mainly used to those of an illiterate kind. This term is most commonly used towards a member in a sub category of Discord Servers for the Rick Riordan Series Percy Jackson known as BlueSteel.
The Rhysian Flu is a term used to degrade those of a specific type of text role-players who prefer NSFW or ERP Scenarios and is mainly used to those of an illiterate kind. This term is most commonly used towards a member in a sub category of Discord Servers for the Rick Riordan Series Percy Jackson known as BlueSteel.
Guy 1: Wow man these retards have the Rhysian Flu
Guy 2: Rhysian Flu?
Guy 1: Yea, you know those assholes who ERP and shit?
Guy 2: Rhysian Flu?
Guy 1: Yea, you know those assholes who ERP and shit?
by SteveCanLickMyAnus January 19, 2020