Factscism

făkts′ĭz″əm
noun

A portmanteau of "Facts" and "Fascism".

A system of governance where you observe and measure objective reality using scientific empirical methods and common sense.

When presenting your findings for debate (along with peer-reviewed analysis), you are then labeled a bigot, sexist, racist, Nazi, and/or every other unwelcome epithet under the sun.

Often accompanied by the onomatopoeic expression of intense rage or frustration typically associated with the Angry Pepe character, aka "REEEEE".

A term liberally applied by those that adhere to a Particular Identity-Based Ideology™.

SEE ALSO: Factscist (noun)

That Right-wing bigot said there's only two genders. That's Factscism! REEEEE!

by Aloysius Monroe October 21, 2022

factsfactsfacts

a slur

person 1: remember that time i called you a F----t?
person 2: factsfactsfacts
person1: *cries*

by schmendrick89 November 7, 2022

factsfactsfactsfacts

truth

Person 1: Hey did you catch the game last night?
Person 2: no.
Person 1: factsfactsfactsfacts
Person 2: woah, for a second there i thought you were gonna call me a factsfactsfacts

by schmendrick89 November 7, 2022

fartsquach

You Fart Alot You Can Not Control Yourself

My Brother Was A fartsquach

by anonymous November 11, 2022

fartsmella

Opposite to smart fella, the fart smella smells farts

oh my god he is such a fartsmella i would hate to be him

by KnowledgeLover10 February 15, 2023

Farts

They're delicious.

"Damn, that's some musical farts!"

by LowBitrateSeizure April 22, 2023

Fartswise

A way to describe someone farting particularly smartly.

Oh wow his Fartswise smells sooooooo good

by dilfco May 26, 2023