“I was the fargshellacknee at Kevin’s orgie last week. I found out I’m
allergic to pineapple and I’m still picking the cabbage chunks out of my crevices.”
“I’m
pleasantly surprised at how far I could fit a hacksaw into my fargshellacknee’s orifices without damage while only using sauerkraut as
lubricant as I whipped them with a pineapple.”
“Hey baby, 👶 will you 👈 be 👉 my 👀 fargshellacknee? 👅🤙😫🤞🍍🤟😍💦🔥🤪”