man in the forest

A code to get back to work when Walt Disney was walking down the hall.

"Man in the forest!"

"Walt Disney is walking down the hall"

by DylanNBK February 4, 2017

Dive in dick-first

1. To get right to the task at hand before anything else happens.

1. Now that that's out of the way, let's skip the middleman and dive in dick-first.

by Buttered Quayle July 18, 2020

vivek the first

Sexiest man alive. No further context necessary. Check his sophomore album "fish" out on Spotify.

Satish: "Guess who I just met the other day?"
Rishabh: "Your mom?"
Satish: "No, Vivek The First"
Rishabh: "I'm gonna bussssssst"

by Bohemian Rhapsody 35 September 9, 2021

every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.

Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.

by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022

tour my first apartment

Performing cunilingus with or vaginally penetrating your own mother's vagina, which is where you came from aka your 'first apartment'.

"So Emperor Caligula, your mom's pregnant right?"
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."

by Blayze Kohime August 30, 2022

Ms. Forester

A fat bitch who doesn't care about herself and cares about other peoples business, She literally is a liar and is so serious about school even though she passed. She'll literally ruin your fun at school not even lying, you'll get so much Harp from her, My best friends got a lot of Harp from her.

Ms. Forester is so rude and mean and she has the highest voice ever. That shit can break glass not even lying

by AnonymousVeiwer July 7, 2020

forest pussy

The superfluous fur of a female's netherlips; aka a hairy vagina or a full beaver. This vagina also likes Dave Matthew's band, Birkenstocks and cheap beer.

Omg, did you see that chick?
Yeah! What a forest pussy! She just came back from Burning Man!

by Sijamesako July 1, 2008