Fap Forfeit February

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room. Fap Forfeit February is a challenge and you need to do it once every day until the 28th February
Yo man my mom just caught me doing Fap Forfeit February challenge, so now im grounded.
by trippiehomo April 22, 2018
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Hundred Hand Fap

"Hundred Hand Fap" is the combination to two know phrases. "Hunder Hand" comes from a Godly game called Street Fighter 2, a character named E. Honda would use a move called the Hundred Hand Slap. The last part of the phrase "Fap" i guess come from the internet somewhere. Fapping is the sound effect a male would make when he masturbates, Strokes his Wii(beats his meat)
Samir, get off street fighter and come hang out. You cant be hundred hand fagging it to Chung li and Blanka every day,
Damn this pr0n is tight finna hundred hand fap that jawn(joint)
by Feel J Akir October 17, 2008
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Forbidden Fap February

Same event like No Nut November but only 28 days to prove females are mature beings than males. This challenge cannot masturbate which can penetrate the G spot without using any items such as dildo, drugs, fingers that can react into vaginal, etc. Well, it is hardly for females who have periods to accept this challenges.
"When the Forbidden Fap February is ON, the porn industrial could only survive 40% as the No Nut November porn rate drop 80% at that month."
by TheInternetMemist December 15, 2018
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Norwegian Fap Hammer

Masturbating with one hand in cold jello while watching a dog shit.
Guy 1: Dude! I got arrested last night!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.
by MSGD September 19, 2012
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fap free february

fap free february would be the same as no fap february or fap forfeit february where you can't bust a nut for the whole month of february.
Enrico: Hey Jonathan are you participating in fap free february?
Jonathan: nah mah dud, i won't be able to do it if there is no masturbation march right after it. you know? i need to touch my pickle sometimes. for medical purposes. oBviOusLy.
by dimitri yellowboi November 11, 2018
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Prime Directive Fap

When you fap over the moral implications of an action.
Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.
by Moghidean September 10, 2011
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half past fap

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.
friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"
by the engineer April 2, 2013
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